Him I saw a girl today and she made me think of you.
Me Really? How come?
Him Well, I was standing behind her and she was shaking her ass in time with the music, and she had this little thing she was doing where one hip moved and then the other and … well, she just looked really … smackable. Which made me think of you. Because you have a very smackable ass.
Me Un hunh. So basically what you’re saying is that you were watching some other woman’s ass today.
Him <pause> Yep, pretty much.